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02-02-2008, 09:24 PM
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Personal Ad Dictionary
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.................................49. Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone. Athletic...............................Tiny breasts. Average looking.....................Moooo. Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar. Emotionally Secure..................On medication. Feminist..............................Fat. Free Spirit............................Junkie. Friendship first.......................Former Slut. New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned........ ........ .......Wears pajamas to bed Open-minded........................Desperate. Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing. Professional...........................Bitch. Voluptuous...........................Very fat. Large frame..........................Hugely fat. Wants soul mate.....................Stalker. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Yes....................................No No.....................................Yes Maybe.................................No We need...............................I want I am sorry............................You'll be sorry We need to talk......................You're in trouble Sure, go ahead......................You better not Do what you want...................You will pay for this later I am not upset.......................Of course, I am upset, you moron! You're very attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH: I am hungry...........................I am hungry I am sleepy...........................I am sleepy I am tired..............................I am tired Nice dress...... ........................Nice cleavage! I love you.............................Let's have sex now I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex? May I have this dance?..... ...........I'd like to have sex with you. Can I call you sometime?.............I'd like to have sex with you. Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you. Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.
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Lorrie www.cottonsperformance.com Last edited by TurboBabe; 02-02-2008 at 11:34 PM. 
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02-03-2008, 03:34 AM
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That nails it Lorrie!
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02-03-2008, 02:07 PM
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Thats funny as he** LOL
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