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02-02-2008, 07:47 PM
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How to get out of a speeding ticket JK
Officer: Can i see ur license please?
Man: nope...you guys suspended it after my 5th DUI Officer: Can i see the car's registration please? Man: This car is stolen Officer: The car is stolen? Man: Yup, but i think i saw the registration in the glove compartment when i put my gun in there Officer: You have a gun in the glove compartment? Man: yup, the gun i shot the woman who owned this car with, shes in the truck Officer: There is a dead body in the trunk??!?!?! Man: yup Officer: hold on right there sir The officer calls for back-up, and the car is surrounded by police in seconds. The Captain walks up to the man and begins questioning him... Captain: Can i see your driver's license please? Man: sure, here it is The license was valid Captain: Can i see the car's registration please? Man: yup, here it is registration was valid and current Captain: can you please slowly open your glove compartment, i was told you had a gun in there... Man: sure, no problem, but i assure you captain, there is no gun. He opens the glove compartment, and nothing in there Captain: can you pop the trunk for me please? Man: ok, sure he gets out opens the trunk, and there is nothing in there but a spare tire... Captian: Ok, this officer told me that you had a suspended license, the car was stolen, you had a gun in the glove compartment, and there was a dead body in the trunk. Man: yeah i bet he told you i was speeding too... 
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02-02-2008, 08:02 PM
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Lol!
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02-12-2008, 01:55 PM
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There would be some RISKS associated with this course of action!
Conrad
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02-12-2008, 03:03 PM
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A safer alternative, and possibly just as effective is:
When you are pulled over for speeding, and the cop asks you, "Where's the fire?" Just look him square in the face, wink and say, "In your eyes." However, this is not completely risk free, but for the most part, you don't have to worry about getting shot. That is unless you really are good at saying it.
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#5
02-12-2008, 03:11 PM
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Quote:
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