Manny Ramirez Tests Positive!!!!!
 

Brian's gonna love this!!!! Manny just got suspended 50 games for testing positive for steroid use...

Yeah, Baby!!

But like everyone says, "That's Just Manny being Manny. Yeah, a juicer!!"
Gee, maybe that explains why he was always acting like a moron. Although, he claims that he has taken 15 or so tests in the last several years and always passed. Maybe it'll work out to his advantage. You know how whenever a hacker breaks into a system, and gets caught after taking a place for millions they always get a job? Well maybe Manny can get a job if he just tells how he was able to pass those tests.
Even if he was clean up until this last test, he's still a Putz, with a capital 'P'.

Manny seems to have dropped of the map. He hasn't shown to any practices, and has not returned Joe Torres phone call. What a MORON!

I've been saying that for years!